That’s the title of the book which I saw while I was pregnant and thought to myself, “which weirdo would buy a book like that?” without even looking at the contents or the description at the back. Turns out, not a small number of weirdos with a common name being “mum”. Since I go by that name sometimes, I ended up ordering that book online as well. Don’t ask me why. Perhaps its because baby Sophia is still not crawling at 8 months. However, I am not about to construct a crawling track around my bed just yet so if anyone has any less drastic ways of teaching a toddler to crawl and which works, please tell me about it.